–it is not necessary to be great–it is not necessary to be dandled in the lap of luxury.  The old lady’s lap is going out of date as a pleasure resort.

–it may be tinged with a monkey’s.

that the world is growing worse every day.  Your liver is out of fix.

that meal-time is at hand–to be late spoils your meal, and the cook also.

of the married men could have homes if they would put forth the proper effort.

and afterwards become a prohibitionist–such persons are so mean they stink.

and especially if his head is wide between the ears–such a man will not be driven.

–it looks as though you were selfish and sour.

who you are, and where you are going.

–it may annoy the sensitive passenger.  If you must give vent to your boorishness, go into the car for second-class men–they will enjoy it.