that the world is growing worse every day.  Your liver is out of fix.

(prominent persons at that, and persons who are supposed to be cultured,)–expectorate while at the table–such persons should be kicked out as hogs.

A person who will expectorate in a dining room is a brute.

nine-tenths of the so-called big men who fill public offices, are traitors to conscience.  To be a successful politician, conscience must be stifled.  A man must pretend to be any and everything that his constituents are.  With him policy is everything and conscience nothing.

–some day you may need their friendship; besides it is unmanly.

at least once a day, as filthy feet are frequently the cause of an offensive breath; besides, water applied to the soles of the feet is the best nervous tonic.

–make your evening meal the largest one.

of the so-called great persons of the world have been very unhappy–have many and many times sighed for obscurity–sighed until their artificial hearts almost broke for a more intimate acquaintance with common, every day nature.

spends about fifty cents a day for tobacco, beer and whisky—fifty cents a day for seven years amounts to a sum large enough to buy a neat little home and furnish it.

it will amount to about $48,000 at the expiration of fifty years.