–harm may come from it, and then you would feel “cheap.”

and never stop there to smoke simply because no women are present–men who do not smoke have rights as well as women that should be respected, and should prevent you from being a pig.

say “safe.”

It originates from the same source as other styles of mourning–from a diseased and abnormal state of the mind.

and especially avoid wearing baggy pants–it is slovenly.

to accumulate under your finger nails.

–it is dirty to say the least.  The idea that it possesses any valuable medical properties is about as sensible as thousands of other medical theories.  If red flannel can be medicated, so can white.

–they may not believe you.

–you may need it sometime, and it may discourage him.

you had before you were married–it may stir up the green-eyed monster and many other quadrupeds.