unless your services are needed.  As a rule, persons go to funerals through curiosity, and would rather attend a funeral than a wedding.

–give your body room to move freely.

–use a tooth brush at least twice a day–a little tooth powder now and then will remove the tartar.

except upon some special occasion–woolen scarfs are the fathers of sore throats, bronchitis, etc.

in cold weather, while you are dressed warm and comfortable.

–husbands love healthy wives.

at any time–your wife may feel slighted and and chilly.

–you will be compelled to support yourself.

–she is not worth marrying, and is too common for a wife.  Wives should be above suspicion.

–incapable of hate, envy, love,  good or evil–a neutralized nothing.