seldom ever for seldom if ever.

when there is any other place to go.

unless you are a woman–long hair and crank are intimate acquaintances.

from becoming offensive.  The following will cure any case:  “A few grains permanganate of potash dissolved in a quart of tepid or warm water–bathe the soles of the feet a few minutes–take them out and let them dry; then sprinkle over the bottoms and between the toes a little hyperclodium.  Apply this prescription twice a week for two months, and once a month afterwards, until entirely cured.

–women who persist in tight lacing should be sent to the lunatic asylum.

the early bird and worm story–it is a musty old chestnut.  Teach them that very few early risers ever amount to much, and that early rising is not healthful.

–jealousy is something no husband can endure very long–it will drive him to do something desperate.

that interests you both–she has a right to know.

–if he saves nothing before marriage, the probability is he will not after.

–very few of them make good, gentle, affectionate, loving wives.  Loving-kindness is born of tribulation.