Archive for the "Your Wife" Category

you had before you were married–it may stir up the green-eyed monster and many other quadrupeds.

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cook as well as your mother–she may feel sorry she took you away from that dear parent.

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–it lowers you in the estimation of sensible persons.

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–it disturbs her equilibrium, and causes her to doubt your respect for her.

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–it impairs her digestion.

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