for the reception of dudes are between half-past twelve and thirty minutes of one.

if any poison delicate enough, can be found to produce ong-we.

all dudes will fail to appreciate this little book–a little essence of eider down, would be preferable.

unless it is aristocrat–but as a dude is a natural born fool, and, aristocrat an artificial fool, it probably is best not to mix breeds.

whenever you read about a person being dressed in the hight of fashion, that you are reading about a dude.

–he cannot harm you–he is the pet slave of his clothes–a tailor’s gosling.

–not even suggestive enough to produce a blush upon the cheek of virtue.

because happiness must be accompanied by intelligence and affection.

–incapable of hate, envy, love,  good or evil–a neutralized nothing.

–he is a cross between a rooster, a monkey and a peacock–an unclassified nothing.