Archive for September, 2011

of the common laborers will not work as long as they have a dollar in their pockets, and many of them will not work at all until their empty stomachs warn them of approaching starvation.  As a rule, these are the men who talk about bloated bondholders, monopolists, hard times, etc.

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–it will never come.  You must enjoy life as it passes–happiness is, in a great degree, a habit.  Those persons who desire to get rich first, and enjoy themselves afterward, always are miserable.  Now or never is its motto.

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–takes three times as many steps and makes three times as many motions as necessary.

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and then denounce other persons for not guessing as you did.

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–some day you may need their friendship; besides it is unmanly.

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to help them procure their baggage, nor an express package.

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Never open a window,

Posted by: Landyin Travel
4
Sep

nor ask the brakeman to ventilate the car, as long as you have your coat or cloak on.  Women are very selfish and unkind in this respect, and many are the remarks made about their disregard for the comfort of others.  A severe reprimand occasionally would not be out of place.

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Never say

Posted by: Landyin Errors of Speech
3
Sep

seldom ever for seldom if ever.

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Never visit a cemetery

Posted by: Landyin Mourning
2
Sep

when there is any other place to go.

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Never wear long hair,

Posted by: Landyin Dress
1
Sep

unless you are a woman–long hair and crank are intimate acquaintances.

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